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watching animal planet and thinking about life at 2am


i honestly feel for anyone going through heart break right now.. whether your partner cheated, put hands on you or.. you both are breaking up for literally no reason.. i feel for you. that pain is unlike any other. it’s inexplicable and it hurts feeling like you’re not good enough or like…

made me cry.

Anonymous: You got dick sucking lips

come on man

Anonymous: How do you keep your boyfriend happy?

these will make him luv u a lot

- send him booty pics when he’s upset
- support him and his dreams
- never go to sleep angry at each other. like don’t be pissed and ignore him and go to sleep. fix it and go to sleep on good terms!!
- be honest!!!!!!
- don’t stress about other girls too much
- do little things to show you appreciate him
- be yourself at all times
- make him feel included with your friends
- try new things with him
- be yourself
- food makes them happy so cook up some good shit
- kiss him and give him massages and boxes of lotion tissues when he gets sick. men are babies when they have colds haha
- keep your relationship OFF all social networks
- invite him over instead of making him ask, even though you’d prefer it bc it’s so cute. whatever, he wants to feel like you want to see him too
- make the first move sometimes
- kiss him all the timeeee
- ask about his day and genuinely care
- make him lunch and write cute little notes on the sandwich bag
- always take his feelings into consideration
- write him little letters. idk if boys really like that but it’s something i really love to do
that’s all i’ve got

whoops let me fix that

Anonymous: What is your vine ?

i’m sorry there’s too many brianna’s. you’d have to search through them all idk

We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’

“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm.   (via jolinxo)

"i’m not gonna cry this time"

(Source: moscowisburning, via avehotsumma)

he was so perfect 😭

Photograph taken during the 1992 Los Angeles riots